The New Josh Cook • Net

This will be the last post using Blogger - all new content is now located at the new joshcook.net.

And yes, I realize that some - er, most - of the images are broken here. I just don't care. :)

Josh Cook. Yes, Josh. Not someone else, but Josh Cook. Who? Josh Cook. Really from Josh? Yes, really from Josh - Josh Cook.

Visit Joshcook.net!!!

Bitches & Hoes

I got myself a puppy, she's adorable and gets along with Floppie perfectly. I found a garden hoe in the shed that the previous owner must have left behind. I have no need for that.

I guess it should have been "Bitch & Hoe"...

aspWeather Professional Release

Today aspWeather Standard 1.00 and aspWeather Professional 1.50 have been released. And yes, the weather forecast information has now been added!!!

Go check it out!

Useful Windows Application

I know, I know - it's been a long time since I've posted anything at all. Honestly I have a lot of stuff going on in my life right now that's making this blog seem very unimportant lately.

But since people have been bitching at me for not posting anything for awhile, I figured I would share a useful Windows utility that I've been using for a few months now. I'm not sure how you all work on your computer, but I like to have programs in the my taskbar in a certain order, this way I know where most of my common application are and can pretty much click on them without thinking. For example, I like to always open Outlook first so it's always the first entry on the taskbar. This way I know that ask long as I click on the left-most thing, it will be Outlook.

As most of you know, this is sometimes not possible because of things going on (and you really don't want to close all of your programs just to rearrange their order) or Windows does something screwy and readjusts the ordering on it's own.

Enter Task Arrange a nifty little program that allows you to reorder the taskbar entries easily.

Sometimes we open our programs in a specific sequence, to keep their taskbar buttons in a desired order. But what happens if a program crashes or we close it, and then we open it again? That's right - its task button ends up last in the taskbar. Windows itself does not allow us to move the task buttons around, so we are stuck with two options: either accept the new order, or close everything and reopen them in the preferred order. TaskArrange brings an end to this annoyance, by letting us do exactly what we want: reorder the task buttons.

Try it out, it's a great little tool. Well, other then that little thing you call a penis.

Random Quote

There is nothing scarier in the world, than knowing exactly where you want to go, but having absolutely no idea how to get there. Except maybe knowing where you want to go, knowing how to get there and then knowing no idea of who you are when you arrive.

- A Dear Friend

State of My Union

FUCK OFF

My Brother

I grew up with four sisters, with no brothers. I never had the friendship of a brother while growing up, I never had that family feeling of a brother from my father (if that makes any sense) and I never had someone treat me like a brother - through thick and thin, unconditionally - for the first nineteen or twenty years of my life. But around that time, I met someone who was a friend of a friend - I sold this person my Alpine radio for a little under what I paid for it and next thing I know I'm working with him at Electronic World. Now, many years later, he is my best friend. He is the brother I never had. He hears my thoughts, listens to my dreams and above all, responds as he feels - not as what he thinks I need to hear.

He's a true friend. He's my brother.

you know what, i know this sounds gay, but fuck off.

Update: Three sisters, I have no clue where the fourth one came from...

Platonic Friends

Over the years I've had many friends come in and out of my life and, after all of these years, I have three friends that I know I can count on without question to be here for me in my time of need. The problem is that two of these three people are women and for some stupid, idiotic reason, people in general can't seem to believe that a man and a women can be friends without any additional feelings other then friendship - no desire, no lust and no sex - just good (if not great) friends.

If you happen to be one of the people who find this hard to believe, here is all that I have to say to you:

1. Grow up.
2. Mind your own business.
3. Fuck off!

I'm done with this fucking mindless bullshit...

Stupid Arguing :)

Mine Mine Mine!
Mine Mine Mine!
Mine Mine Mine!

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